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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I checked into jail on foursquare
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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