Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You are a genius and a whore.
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