I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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