I feel like abortions should bother me more
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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