how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize