Do you still have your period?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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