my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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