At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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