First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You need Xanax blowdarts
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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