be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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