is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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