maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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