dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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