Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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