Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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