She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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