I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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