Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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