dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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