don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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