he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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