we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So much rum. So many feels.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You are a genius and a whore.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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