Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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