Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think i have two assholes
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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