too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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