I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We are two peas in an std pod
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just puked most of my soul out..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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