It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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