she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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