Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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