How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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