We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
handjob tips. give me some.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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