Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So squirting runs in the family.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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