Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Your penis caused this!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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