How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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