But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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