I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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