And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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