Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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