Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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