You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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