im six kinds of drunk right now
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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