I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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