I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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