ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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