My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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