There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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