I am puke
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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