Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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