honey bunches of taint.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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