Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My breasts were aching with rage.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize